Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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