the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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