what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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