i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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