I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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