People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
