She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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