When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We are two peas in an std pod
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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