i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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