He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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