so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
3 2 1 whiskey
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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