I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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