DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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