Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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