Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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