he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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