maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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