I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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