do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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