plz talk dirty to me
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i already hear my dad disowning me
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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