Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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