So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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