i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I think people are normalizing furries
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have post one night stand depression
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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