You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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