Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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