It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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