Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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