we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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