friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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