we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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