Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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