A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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