You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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