apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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