Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Panties = found
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