I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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