Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
