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(773): View more from Illinois

When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"

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Prob not but she was surprised

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.

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(360): View more from Washington

my secret santa just gave me a pregency test

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(905): View more from Ontario

heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain

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(720): View more from Colorado

Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.

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(936): View more from Texas

He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused

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(310): View more from California

Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while

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