yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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