windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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