Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
