so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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