just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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