If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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