just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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