i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think people are normalizing furries
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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