I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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