I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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