let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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