When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Reggie can tackle my bush.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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