Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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