i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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